Raccoon Roadkill $54.95
This wood box includes a plush raccoon and goodies with jokes on the package. This is a great gift for a birthday, thank you, or holiday. Scroll down to add your gift card message.
Raccoon Roadkill Bites (nutty buttery candy)(Pealed right off the tire! Fried from the heat of the tail pipe)
Giant Porcupine Pellets (almond toffee)(These Porcupine Pellets are a sure sign the giant spindly creatures are alive and roaming the woods)
Fire In The Hole Salsa (Danger: Explosive when consumed! Smoking in outhouse is not recommended)
Redneck Hot Chipotle Peanuts
Nut bust'n, dick rais'n, belly scratch'n...
They'll have you snort'n and fart'n with delight!
Redneck Sweet Lips Cinnamon Roasted Almonds
The sweetest nuts she'll ever taste! Get your dentures glued in tight cuz you'll want to crunch'm all night long.
Buckshot (jalapeno flavored popped wheat snack)(More kick than a 10 gage, and hot enough to start the old lady's engine)
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